The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs

The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs
Once upon a time there lived three pigs. Together they owned a very popular restaurant, "Pork Boys."
Each of the pigs made different burgers for different people. The first pig, Hamm was trying to watch his weight so he made Veggie Burgers.
The secound pig named Pork Chop made his burger with special High protein cheese and fat free thousand island dressing.
The third pig, Bacon, made the grease burger with three slabs of beef, four pieces of(turkey) bacon, five different cheeses, super fat secret sauce, grease on the side, and your choice of any bun…