Halloween

Halloween in this country is a colorful festival to say the least, but one that seems to strangely celebrate the opposite of everything "good". Its imagery promulgates death and horror, and depicts haunted ghosts and evil witches flying off to commit malevolence! (Probably, that's how all that toilet paper wound up on your trees!) It's practice sets flames inside of pumpkin heads and impels pranks involving soap, decorates the halls with boughs of phony human bones and garlands of fake cobwebs and inspires parties based on the idea of hiding our real life personae inside of award-winning facades of hideous monsters, mutants, miscreants, or vicious and brutal animals.
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