This Is a Satire Newsletter

Hi there Texas Beauty Pageant moms,
First, congratulations to Kailly Jameson. Kailly was crowned Miss Fun Texas last week, it was her 29th crown since her mom entered her in "Little Yellow Rose" when she was just 11/2. Good luck on #30 Kailly!
As you know, the pageant season will be starting in just two months. This leaves little time for preparation, moms! So, just a few reminders.
Fees:
The entrance fee for the first pageant is $500.00, and is due in two weeks. For all of the 30 remaining pageants, the fee will be $250.00, payable two weeks before "costuming."
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