Chapter 1
A New Life
"I didn't see it coming. Well. Okay. I did see it coming. I mean it's kind of hard not to see a twelve car subway train barrelling down at you with its high beams locked onto your forehead. Of course, I heard it coming first. Then I looked up and saw it. But it really wasn't enough time to register the fact that it coming at me. Two point five seconds is hardly a lifetime. Speaking of which, mine did not float past my eyes. What a sack of rubbish that concept is. Still, it was enough time for me to unload into my boxers before getting tapped on the nose by…
