Have you ever stepped out of your humble home on a chilly, November morning, and thought to yourself, "I would really like a taco,"? Were your wishes for this said taco thwarted by your humiliating uncertainty on the proper taco ingestion methods? My friend, you are not alone. Nor do you have to fear. Guidelines do exist on the proper way to eat a taco. They are simple, and very easy to commit to memory.
First, one must learn proper taco holding procedures. Do not hold the taco in the same way a small child would hold a tiny rodent, squeezing and applying excessive amounts of pressur…
