Perhaps the most important thing that has happened in my life is the fact that
nothing really big or important has ever happened in my life. For example, my parents are
still happily married, and nobody really close to me has evr died. All of this is very
unfortunate, I am sure, because if one of these things had happened I would have been
able to find a topic for this very essay which I am writing very easily, and would not have
had such a hard time getting this essay in to my teacher on time. Nor have I rescued a
little kitten from a tree, which when I think about it is really unf…
