To Mr. Joseph Priestley,
Hello. Recently I have discovered a device that can send materials back and forth in time. My invention has been banned but I felt it necessary that I write you a letter at least once to congratulate on your scientific progresses that you have and will make and to tell you the magnitude of your discoveries. I have studied you my entire life and know of your birth and death and everything in between. You were born on March 3, 1733 and died on February 5, 1804. You attended local schools in language and furthered your education at Daventry Academy. Sorry, if I predes…
