Artemidorus: Reading aloud from letter:
"Omg. Caesar...You like need to be really really careful of Brutus, and umm watch out
for like Cassius too. And OMG don't forget Casca or Cinna!! Oh, em, gee...you cant
trust Trebonius or Cimber neither!! Like this may be like hard to believe, but you like
have to know, that like all those sleezeballs have like the same intention!! And they like
all want to kill you!!
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