You're probably waiting for my congratulations. When am I going to tell you that marriage is the best thing you'll ever do? How long's it going to take before I start jotting down my recipe for a perfect sponge? No, I'm not here to praise the 'joys' of marriage. Wanda, I'm certain you'll make a beautiful bride next Tuesday. But before you walk down the aisle there's a few things I'd like to share with you/ I want you to know that marriage is a big commitment. And it's not the type you're thinking of as you look down at your sizable diamond on your finger. Marriage commits you to a life of dehumanising dishes, horrendous housework, and slavish servitude. I tell you, Wanda, it's a cover-up. You might feel like a princess on your wedding day, but you'll be a slave for the rest of your life. Let me begin with my own personal experience.…
