We need to talk and I mean seriously this time. So, listen carefully. This addiction of yours going to the Adult Toy Store is starting to become a big problem with our relationship. I saw so many receipts in your wallet from that nasty joint for things that I have never seen or even heard of. You are the most frugal person that I have ever met. Maybe that's because you spend all of your money on your so-called "toys" and guy's night out at the strip club. Yet, when we go out on the weekends, I am always the one stuck with buying our dinner, movie tickets, and everything else possibly imaginable. …
