Hi my name is Sidney Pocket Jade. Not really, but that is what I like to call myself. I am cute as a button 'cept I don't think that buttons are very cute. I have yellow hair like the sun, and my big blue eyes could melt butter, that is what my mom says. My mom says that I have a way about me, I am not sure what that is, but I know that when I cry a little that I can get about anything. That trick must work for all girls cause it works for my mom too she can make my dad do anything with a couple tears. I just wanted to introduce myself cause that's what my mom says is pelite.
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