To whomever it is that is reading this, I am Lord Macbeth, and I have just recently been crowned king of Scotland. You have probably discovered this letter after my death and supposedly after Burnham wood has moved up to Duns Inane. I have written this letter as something to be found after my death to answer any questions anyone has about what has been going on lately.
Well about..... 2 weeks ago now I was riding back from an errand with my good friend banquo when we came upon three quite ugly old hags, looking almost not of this earth. …
