Ah, college. It is the place where young minds are set firmly to the task of learning,
of engaging the great minds of history to prepare for the day that they, too, may make
their mark, may contribute their share to the advancement of humankind. It is a place of
dreams and aspirations for the student who is emotionally mature and focused. But
shortly after this student's parents bid their farewell, he will shortly discover several
primitive life forms exist in the college dormitory that make serious study impossible
there.
First is the music-freak who plays his stereo at maximum volume…
