Monologue: Michael Andretti

Phew, what a day! This morning I had to help my daughter settle a little fight where she had been threatened by Carly's father for hitting his daughter over the head with a book! Adolescence... my young Josie is on a roller coaster of emotions, if you know what I mean. This is probably due to her family / friend relationships, maybe her school life and its pressures, "Christian" beliefs and I guess just that proud Italian heritage she has which she despises so strongly. Like Tomato Day... Josephine hates Tomato Days.
So many reasons why she might be offended by being called a 'wog' even t…