Inspector Pen by C.Kenney

INSPECTOR PEN
Just to make things clear. I'm not your average inspector and I don't care who knows it. I like to think of myself as "hip and happening" because I usually wear the latest trends. Take today for instance. I wore my new brown, corduroy flares and a gorgeous floral shirt, which I only bought last week. I had flat shoes on because I'm tall enough as it is! I had my long golden hair loosely tied at the back of my head and my huge looped earrings, (which got tangled up in my hair!) showed off my golden eye shadow a treat. Nobody expects an inspector to look like that, but I'm no…