Declaration of Independence (Redone in a new style to protest Internet Pop-Ups)

Declaration of Independence
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for internet users to dissolve the communicational bands which have connected them with one another, and to assume, among the powers of the data highway, the separate and equal station to which the laws of surfing and of surfer's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of programming engineers requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all websites are created equal; that they are endowed by their Webmaster wit…